WE'RE NOT CLOWNING AROUND

You'll remember why people are afraid of clowns with this exclusive Shorty collector's plush, touching down on Earth from the '80s horror classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

Do you know why sharks don't eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Just a small joke, but that's the only laugh you're going to get when Shorty's around.

Whether it's pizza or pie, you shouldn't accept any food from this Klown. But you can give this teeny terror a big ovation with this premium character plushie that stands at approximately 12 inches tall.

NOBODY'S GONNA PUT ME IN A BALLOON AGAIN

It's a bad idea to get into a fistfight with Shorty, he just might knock your block off. This soft plush toy assortment is designed to look just like the pint-sized pugilist's movie counterpart, only with a little less punch and a lot more cuddle. (If you're brave enough, that is.)

You're welcome aboard the Big Top spaceship with this officially licensed collectible inspired by the Killer Klowns From Outer Space.